A haiku about working in retail
wordstomeawhisper: cynicaldouche: nafansaurus: cynicaldouche: kamikazi278: Why’d you put that there That’s not where you got that from You lazy asshole Yell at me again Don’t swipe your credit card yet I’ll fucking punch you “No barcode? It’s free!” No it’s motherfucking not Don’t be a shithead Keep your kid in line If they break it then you buy- God fucking dammit we do...
Anyone like Rancid?
In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light!
He: I usually think of animals this way: "Aw, you're cute, but you can probably rip my face off."
Me: That's how I want men to think of me.
Omg it's like the Mean Girls day holy trinity
meangirlsofpanem: It’s October 3rd It’s Hump Day & on Wednesdays we wear pink! !!!!
Quick Tip: Drink More
thehealthrebel: Take your weight, divide by two, add the word ounces after the number and that s how much water you should be drinking daily with a normal activity level. Ex: 130/2 =65 ounces of water
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
youknowyouareaveganwhen: you hate when companies name their products “Happy Cow” or some shit like that because: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HAPPY COW???????
America: 12 people died in Colorado.
Everyone: OMG that's so sad, forever reblog, so tragic, they didn't deserve it, we should make this trend on Twitter
Burma: 25,000 died because of genocide.
Africa: Millions are dying.
Afghanistan: Thousands of people are dying because of the war.
India: Sikhs and other minorities suppressed and killed by the Indian Government on a daily basis
rebeccaadele: Omnivores reaction to: 58 billion farm animals killed Omnivores reaction to one dog killed:
innaihtsiiyixvx: It’d be so rad if when I went out in public, I didn’t have to worry about being sexually harassed.
That moment when...
…You let your computer heat up just so it can distribute the heat onto your tummy and alleviate cramp pain.